No, not the girl from your iphone, but suri cruise. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now. Fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. Allie hagan based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the. This year s installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. Suri s burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Thats where the offspring of tom cruise and katie holmes, sixyearold suri cruise, comes in. Hagans humorous take on the lives of celebrity children earned suris burn book named after the pink, havocwreaking burn book from the 2004 film mean girls enough buzz in the weeks after. Suri s burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue ivy suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. Allie hagan based on the blog, this clever book of snarky commentary is told from the imagined world of suri.
The first mass book burning in amsterdam took place later, in 1526. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. Allie hagan s hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Theres my personal favorite, suris burn book, theres mitt romneys burn binder the origin of the burn book, as i best know it, is the classic. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. Tina feys daughter alice cameoed on last nights 30 rock as a young tina. Click to share on facebook opens in new window click to share on reddit opens in new window. See more of suri s burn book by allie hagan on facebook. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant.
Suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing tumblr. Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. Forums celebrity alley celebrity news and gossip stan fair. Suri, as imagined by hagan, was the queen bee of her generation, the style icon who was totally above it all, but agreed to mingle with the regular plebs every now and then. Hagans burn book, or suris, if you will, critiques children of other celebrities. The sixyearold is painted as sharpwitted and styleobsessed in the blog by allie hagan. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. I am in crazy love with the suri s burn book blog, so ive been dying to read this.
Suri, as imagined by hagan, was the queen bee of her generation, the style icon who was totally above it all, but agreed to. The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. The book had a few sections for the name, country of origin, date of birth, a wish and a donation. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals. Why christian nationalism is unamerican had his book burned by pastor greg locke the other day. Through the website suris burn book, which she writes from her home in washington, d. Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywoods littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. I disagreed and he lowered the donation amount to 50 yuan, then 20 and then 10.
When a latina author discussed white privilege at a public university in georgia, a group of white students burned copies of her book. Aug 24, 2012 the blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. Its easy to imagine her this way when we see her heading to a latenight new york dinner. Suri s burn book discussion in stan fair started by datb1sh, jul 9, 20. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart by allie hagan at barnes. Allie hagan is the author of suris burn book, one of the best, most hilarious, and most on point celebrity sites on the internet. Written in the fictional voice of tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter suri, the burn book is dedicated to the people who disappoint her. Hagan has endowed cruise with a fictional personality, one that. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author. How many times can you watch mean girls before its considered unhealthy. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. The carters filed for trademarks on the names rumi and sir, which is awkward because both of those are kind of infringing on my brand. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter,and one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. And allie hagan, the woman who blogs as if she is suri.
How many books have you written, kingston rossdale. Why terrorists target books unesco has called the destruction of libraries and books in mosul one of the most devastating acts of destruction of library collections in. Suris burn boo k retweeted kiernan shipka suris burn boo k. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart 9780762447350. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It s where your interests connect you with your people. Tumblr suri is kind of a jerk and a surprisingly literate jerk, for a 5yearold. Whenever i go to the blog, i laugh out loud the whole time i could spend hours looking at the ridiculous children of hollywood. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart is due out sept. Only six months old, this tumblr blog stands out in the celebrity blog zeitgeist.
Suri s burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Students burn latina authors book after she discusses white. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn book a tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. Allie hagan, fictionally writing as suri cruise daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, judges other celebrities in their children from a hilarious perspective. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. The nazi book burnings were a campaign conducted by the german student union the dst to ceremonially burn books in nazi germany and austria in the. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue. Yet despite this relentless campaign, protestant writings continued to proliferate. On my blog, suris burn book and in its print form, i portray suri cruise as a takenoprisoners perfectionist, like anna wintour in miniature. Sep 28, 2012 suris burn book is now an actual book. Suri cruise offers advice to, and criticism of, celebrities in suri s burn book fox news fox news. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart english edition ebook. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25yearold graduate of.
Suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book. The always flappable daughter of tomkat has something to say about everything that has happened this summer. Sasha pivovarova gets her nude pregnant portrait plus, claire danes covers harpers bazaar russia in prada. Thereafter, public book burning remained part of life in the habsburg netherlands for much of the 16th century, anabaptist and calvinist writings later joining the lutheran ones in the flames.